Disclaimer: our company will not be held liable for any fatal errors you might encounter during the installation and operation of this teleportation device. Make sure you and your friends read the manual fully before using the apparatus; double check that all switches and all cables are connected correctly. Don’t panic if you see a red spark.
Doing all of the above, will ensure a wonderful trip and (maybe) all of your limbs will still be attached to your body when arriving at your destination. And always remember that teleportation (when using our tools) is fast, fun and remarkably safe.
If you’re curious enough and you search “church bell toll” on Wikipedia, the results are quite interesting. The technique of ringing a bell very slowly is also known as “Funeral toll” and it is used especially at a funeral service(doh).
Armed with all this knowledge there’s no need to go on Wikipedia anymore; just stay here and enjoy our relaxing and chill recordings.
Hint: If you’re gonna use that device you might as well read the manual first. You don’t wanna end up on same weird looking planet that’s swarming with creatures thirsting for blood. Your blood!